Oct 31, 2008

Football

The Dark City lays silent like a sleeping dragon. 

A man walks through the streets of the city. On closer inspection you might observe that the man is not walking on the ground, his feet just float an inch below the road and the ground melts around his feet to give him way. His dark coat trails his way behind him as he moves right and left through the city that slowly breathes in the darkness and breaths out fog and fear.

He feels the frigid fingers of fear ease their way into his soul and he stabs down a disconcerting feeling of fear in his heart. He moves on through the ground slowly, reaches the top of a sewer and slowly melts through the iron cover below the street.

"Hey honey, I am home." he speaks softly into the darkness of the sewer.

A meat cleaver shrieks through the air like a maddened eagle and buries itself in the man's head, chopping it into two neat semicircular halves.

"Aww, Baby!" his disembodied mouth speaks, "I got held down with the guys, we were watching football at the pub and I had just one more beer, that's why I got late!"

A kitchen knife spins and slices through the squalid sewer stench and chops the man's head clean off his neck. The head falls to the wet floor of the sewer like a small bag full of dog shit. A rat, as big as a small cat, immediately shooms out of the darkness to inspect the new addition to the filth on the ground.

"Gh-UCK, Gh-UCK, Gh-UCK." his face swears at the rat.

The rat turns to move away from the head when a steel fork impales the little creature's head to the moldy ground. The man tries to gulp but there is nothing to gulp from under his chin, without a throat his head rolls like an imperfect football on the uneven floor.

"Here she comes." the thought bleeds through his head.

Lying on the floor he only sees her high heel slam itself into the side of his head and as his head bounces off the walls of the sewer, his only thought is, "Seems like she's in the mood to play football."

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Football, Soccer, Whatever. November is here. I like November. Either the second or the third week will be a Seven Story Salad. Geez, I am such a genius.

19 comments:

  1. Ok dude I have to admit that it was quite pradictable. Its a dilbert comic story in the papers with a diabolic touch. I'm hungery give me moor feeds...

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  2. AJ...

    Believe me, with the kind of stuff I have been feeding the readers here, everyone has become expert at predicting unpredictable endings! LOL.

    Stay hungry man. It's good for you. ;)

    N

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  3. Dude with u sleeping I visit ASAD or my blog or TFU or a hentai doujin site every time. Its madness I tell you. Besides this is the only place which is non fatning.

    P.S.
    Delhi is robbing me of my gandhies. Send me more and ill buy you breakfast.

    Aj...

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  4. Dude with u sleeping I visit ASAD or my blog or TFU or a hentai doujin site every time. Its madness I tell you. Besides this is the only place which is non fatning.

    P.S.
    Delhi is robbing me of my gandhies. Send me more and ill buy you breakfast.

    Aj...

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  5. Ha I thought I was drunk in the night and saw 2 similar posts. But they reallly are 2.
    And the worls spins around and you get day light..

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  6. GORE GORE GORE..!!!! I couldn't even watch hostel and now you give me a verbal version :|

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  7. ze sewer people.
    :[

    i heart. heeeheee.


    and i'm waiting for the Salad, and yes you ARE a genius. :P

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  8. You're not the only one who likes gore and action!

    Who won the game? :P

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  9. AJ...mail me the URL of that hentai site ;) wtf is a doujin?

    also mail me your account number, my money tree has just started bearing new notes. All 1000s ;)

    N

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  10. Sakshi...

    I still like Gandhi Ji, but for other reasons that his non violence stance. He was pretty violent in his own way.

    and this story was not violent at all. No mam' violence is something else altogether ;)

    N

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  11. QB...

    Hostel had some of the best scripts! I mean chuck the gore for a while, the story was cool. Such places exist in reality you know :|


    nah, kidding. ;)
    N

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  12. QB...

    Hostel had some of the best scripts! I mean chuck the gore for a while, the story was cool. Such places exist in reality you know :|


    nah, kidding. ;)
    N

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  13. Jadis...

    The Sewer People! Thanks for giving them a name! :) and double thanks for Hearting them :)

    Cheers!!

    N

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  14. LD...

    Ha ha, i knew you'd be the one cool with this story :)

    Oh in a man and a woman's game, there can be only one winner :) no need to say who :)

    N

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  15. NM: chuck kidding, such places really exist ;) rich dudes pay to kill poor immigrants! bet you didn't know :P

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  16. "Hey honey, I am home." he speaks softly into the darkness of the sewer.

    Would be super awesome if it had stopped there.

    The rest was good :)

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  17. oh...the pathos...what would be do without it...


    Scribblers Inc.

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  18. now thats trademark Nothingman style! :D Gorey and hard!! :P

    I see u've become famous in the blog world even more now! :D 20 comments eh! :D

    -I

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