The keyboard balanced perfectly on his beer belly. He also had a can of diet soda and a small pack of French fries placed there. His was a big tummy.
He smoothed back his greasy hair with a practiced sweep of left palm and set his fingers on the home keys of his keyboard. A discarded packet of chips moved by itself on the floor, probably a rat, but that didn't disturb our hero's concentration.
He scrunched up his face into a most hideous expression that he fancied as his war face, but which made him look like a constipated baboon.
"It's time to rock n roll!!" he yelled at the computer which whirred it's fan in a pathetic response.
And with that a humble coder began another nightlong marathon of gaming, coding and growing himself to death.