Jan 29, 2007

"Five More Minutes"

"Uhmmm Noooo..." she sighed.

Five minutes passed.

"Please, a little while more...." she whisperd.

Five minutes passed.

"I'm not leaving now, its so warm and cozy." she cooed.

Five minutes passed.

"Please, please, pretty please..." she pulled the sheets up to her neck.

Five minutes passed.

Suddenly the door to her room was thrown open. Her mom stood in the doorway. Anger boiling out of her ears.

"Oh fuck" she thought.

Her mother walked up to her bed and screamed "STOP TALKING TO THE ALARM CLOCK YOU STUPID GIRL, GET UUUUUPPPPPPPP YOU ARE GETTING LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN!!!."


"Mom!!" she gave her best sleepy eyed expression "Five more minutes."
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All perverts who thought otherwise, please do honour me with a word or two.

Thank you very much.

16 comments:

  1. I was a pervert that thought otherwise...sorry. ;)

    Steve~

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  2. Word!

    I thought she was getting nailed to the sheets! LOL!

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  3. I always hit the snooze button

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  4. Hey! I'm no prevert but I must admit I got it wrong.

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  5. Steve.....

    Sir! I'm glad you liked!

    I just knew you'd comment on this...ha!
    N

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  6. Katie....

    Cheers!! you are just like us! though sometimes we talk to the phone which plays the alarm song...
    :)
    N

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  7. Mat...
    Welcome to the blog buddy...the story was meant to mislead...he he he...
    cheers!
    N

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  8. Aman....

    Thanks for the compliment buddy ;)

    N

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  9. typical surprise ending. loved it!
    t.g. :)

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  10. T.G...long time no see! ha ha

    Well, a Typical Surprise would be double meaning...won't it?
    ;)

    N

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  11. gr8... this sure made me feel i have quite a dirty mind!!

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  12. It had to be more than that...and so it was. I knew that and therefore liked it.

    samkush

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  13. I think the ending was deliberately changed. Does catch us. LOL

    It WAS something else. As, well, we all know and inherently guessed.

    Hah!

    But a good one.

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